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PANEM ET CIRCENSES
by Theoghinus Nuttors
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LIES,
DAMNED LIES AND STATISTICS Mark Twain might have had something to say about
CWACC’s dabbling with numbers in their Topic Paper on Housing and
Population. They reckon that
there’s an average net inflow into the area of 925 individuals per
annum but that 70% of households who move are from within the district
anyway (no mention of how many people that translates to).
So, somehow CWACC ‘expects’ the number of households to
increase by 950 each year but then translates that number into an annual
requirement for 1,840 new dwellings to be erected until March 2021.
They repeatedly (seven times in a 17-page document by my count)
tell us that there is a requirement in the Regional Spatial Strategy to
build 1,317 homes annum-1 (I’m trying my best not to be
repetitive) and that, thanks to the Government’s initiative (sic.)
to turn the area into a ‘Growth Point’, that number now has to be
increased by a further 23%. By
the way, the creation of the 211-page document which is the RSS (CWACC-speak)
gave something for the unelected mob which constitutes the Government
Office for the North West to do at our expense.
Thanks, JP. Before anyone starts shouting at me, CWACC reports
that the number of households who were homeless in 2008 was either 250
or 205 (they don’t seem to be sure which).
It’s obviously a good idea to deal with that issue but then
let’s try and work out why we should support a strategy to direct the
building of 20,673 new houses to accommodate 11,100 people, more than
70% of whom might just be shuffling around the district anyway (the
Cheshire Structure Plan Alteration tells us that the average household
constitutes somewhere between 2.4 and 2.15 individuals:
you work it out, I can’t). The last thing that’s completely baffling yours
truly is that GON West dictated that 23,700 ‘units’ (houses, kitchen
cabinets?) had to be built between 2003 and 2021.
Okay so far, 23,700 divided by 18 is 1317 but CWACC’s
antecedent only built 5,745 ‘units’ during the last six years, so
that means they’ve got to build the remaining 17,955 over the next 12.
Still okay because 17,955 divided by 12 is 1,496 and 1,496 times
1.23 is 1,840. So how do
they go on to conclude that factoring in the ‘Growth Point’ housing
target means that a further 2,718 ‘units’ will be ‘required’
before 2017? Unless it’s
me that’s living on minor planet 6805, Abstracta,, I’d say that 23%
was already factored in1. It occurs to me to wonder whether CWACC has thought
about all that Council Tax that 30,543 new houses (that’s 1,840 times
12 plus the 5,745 already built plus the 2,718 units from nowhere) will
bring in. I don’t suppose
it’s crossed their minds. Theoghinus
Nuttors, 28 July 2009. 1The ‘Growth
Point’ programme covers nine years from 2008 to 2017.
According to the RSS dictat, 11,853 new buildings are to be
constructed over that period and the Whitehall mob have added 23% to
that. Twenty three percent
of 11,853 is 2,726 (which is close enough to 2,718 not to ruffle
anyone’s feathers) but CWACC already seems to have landed us with
4,128 additional houses (1,840 minus 1,496 times 12).
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